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Unit
(1) A term of abuse, as in ‘ Can’t you even spell apple correctly, unit !’
(2) Tell someone to make a sweater. – Joseph Leff
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Unite
A call to get the attention of Sir Lancelot. – Joseph Leff
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Universe
A short poem. – Joseph Leff
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Unlocks
To remove smoked salmon. – Joseph Leff
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Unlucky
Running into a vampire when you are trying to escape from a werewolf
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Unmatched
A pile of logs not lit. – Joseph Leff
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Unmentionables
Censored
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Unowed
M, N, P, Q. – Joseph Leff
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Unplug
What you should do with an electric chair before you sit down
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Unprincipled
A school without a headmaster. – Joseph Leff
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Unreal
To remove from a spool. – Joseph Leff
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Unreligious
Unprophetable. – Joseph Leff
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Unstable
Free the horses. – Joseph Leff
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Unswayed
Remove the soft leather. – Joseph Leff
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Until
Disrupt plowing and fertilising. – Joseph Leff
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Untold
A brand-new bell. – Joseph Leff
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Unwelcome Visitor
One whose shortcoming is his long staying.
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Unwilling
Disinheriting. – Joseph Leff
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Unyoke
Remove the eggs. – Joseph Leff
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Upchuck
Telling Charles to awaken. – Joseph Leff
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Upper-Class
A course taken on the top floor. – Joseph Leff
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Upper Case
Heard in a courtroom on the top floor. – Joseph Leff
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Upper Hand
A royal flush. – Joseph Leff
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Upraise
Made by an electric torch pointing to the sky. – Joseph Leff
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Upward
Said to awaken patients in a large hospital room. – Joseph Leff
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Ural
Said upon recognising Alvin. – Joseph Leff
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Urban
A prohibition of Sumerians. – Joseph Leff
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Urchin
The lower part of ‘er face. – Joseph Leff
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Urea
Not over there. – Joseph Leff
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Urgent
A fellow from ancient Sumeria. – Joseph Leff
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U.S. Constitution
The statute of liberty. – Joseph Leff
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Usage
(1) An era of selfishness.
(2) Said while pointing to a wise man. – Joseph Leff
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Use
(1) U, U, U.
(2) A group of female sheep.
(3) The plural of you. – Joseph Leff
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Used a Lot
Parked. – Joseph Leff
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Used by a Musical Dentist
A tuba toothpaste. – Joseph Leff
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Used Car
An automobile in first-crash condition.
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Useful Article
The. – Joseph Leff
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Usher
(1) Has a leading role in the theatre.
(2) A librarian surrounded by children. – Joseph Leff
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