Vinyard Anticipation
Grape expectations. – Joseph Leff

Violence
Primary string instruments in an orchestra. – Joseph Leff

Violet
A small stringed instrument. – Joseph Leff

Violin
A dreadful little hotel

Violinists
The least serious of musicians. They are always fiddling around.

Violins
Blood and gore. ExampleThere is too much violins on television.

Viscount
Vie not? – Joseph Leff

Visitor
What your lonely mum wants you to do. – Joseph Leff

Vitamin
What do you do when someone comes round to see you

Vocalize
Fibs spoken aloud. – Joseph Leff

Volcano
A mountain that’s blown its stack

Voltage
The study of current events. – Joseph Leff

Volts
Participates in an election. – Joseph Leff

Vowel
Cheating in sport, as in ‘he’s definitely guilty of vowel play’

Vulcanise
What Mr. Spock uses to see. – Joseph Leff

Vulgar Fraction
A fraction with bad manners