Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Wade
Put something on a scale. – Joseph Leff

Waft
Elmer Fudd’s log boat. – Joseph Leff

Wagging tail
A happy ending.

Wagon
The comic is performing. – Joseph Leff

Waistband
(1) Garbage is prohibited.
(2) Squander a musical group. – Joseph Leff

Wait Around
Delay boxing. – Joseph Leff

Waiter
Someone who thinks money grows on trays

Waiting to Buy an Automobile
Dearth of a salesman. – Joseph Leff

Waking up
A question of mind over mattress.

Walkie-Talkie
A parrot out for a stroll

Walks in Water
Piers. – Joseph Leff

Wallflower
The result of a food fight in a bakery. – Joseph Leff

Waning
Watching movies starring “The Duke.” – Joseph Leff

Wanted
Desire Edward. – Joseph Leff

War of the Roses
Competition among florists. – Joseph Leff

Ward
Fought battles. – Joseph Leff

Wardrobe
Hospital gown. – Joseph Leff

Wash Down
Clean feathers. – Joseph Leff

Washable
Giving a bath to a bull

Washcloth
To clean fabric. – Joseph Leff

Washing Machine
The mother of four small children. – Joseph Leff

Washout
Be careful! – Joseph Leff

Waste Time
Now do sit-ups. – Joseph Leff

Watchdog
An animal that goes ‘woof, tick, woof, tick, woof, tick’

Watchmaker
Someone who works overtime.

Watchmen
What some women do. – Joseph Leff

Watchwords
Done by a careful speaker. – Joseph Leff

Water Buffalo
Give bison enough to drink. – Joseph Leff

Water Vessel
A pitcher. – Joseph Leff

Water
Thirst aid

Water Bed
Where crabs sleep

Watercourse
Swimming class. – Joseph Leff

Waterfowl
(1) A polluted river.
(2) A swimming event infraction. – Joseph Leff

Watermelons
To help them grow. – Joseph Leff

Water Polo
What horses play in the swimming pool

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