Will Smith
Expects to do metalwork. – Joseph Leff

Will
When there’s a way. – Joseph Leff

William Tell
William, speak up. – Joseph Leff

Willing
The opposite of disinheriting. – Joseph Leff

Willow
Shall be in debt. – Joseph Leff

Wilted
You bet he will. – Joseph Leff

Wind Instrument
A weathervane. – Joseph Leff

Wind
Air in a hurry

Wind
Toasted with sherry. – Joseph Leff

Windbag
A set of bagpipes. – Joseph Leff

Window Shade
A tint. – Joseph Leff

Window Shopping
Going out to buy new windows for the house

Windowpane
Felt when you bang your nose on the glass while peering out. – Joseph Leff

Wine Cellar
A vineyard sales representative. – Joseph Leff

Wine
The noise made by an unhappy bottle of alcohol

Winery
School for toddlers. – Joseph Leff

Wing Nut
An aeroplane lover. – Joseph Leff

Wink
Where Elmer Fudd ice skates. – Joseph Leff

Winner of the Sausage Contest
The best of the wurst. – Joseph Leff

Wino
Why not yes? – Joseph Leff

Winsome
(1) Or lose some.
(2) The total poker ante. – Joseph Leff

Winter Blanket
Snow. – Joseph Leff

Winter
Twelve months in England

Wire
A little brat. – Joseph Leff

Wireless
A human puppet

Wise crack
An educated hole in the wall.

Wise
(1) Y, Y, Y, Y.
(2) The reasons for. – Joseph Leff

Wiseacre
A genius in pain. – Joseph Leff

Wisecracker
A smart cookie.

Wit
Concurrently, in Brooklyn. – Joseph Leff

Witch Craft
Broomstick

Witch Doctor
An important medical question. – Joseph Leff

With Delight
The best way to look in de closet. – Joseph Leff

Withdrew
Alongside Ms. Barrymore (or Mr. Carey). – Joseph Leff

Wither
Accompanied by his date. – Joseph Leff

Without Appeal
A church tower missing a bell. – Joseph Leff

Without Locks
Bald. – Joseph Leff

Withstanding
(1) How an audience expresses extreme approval.
(2) A lap disappears. – Joseph Leff

Witty Body
Esprit de corpse. – Joseph Leff

Witty Skeleton
Funnybones. – Joseph Leff

Wizen
(1) What is the purpose of Mahayana Buddhism?
(2) Why not now? – Joseph Leff

Woe
The opposite of ‘giddy-up’

Wolf Pack
A group of chaps at a singles bar. – Joseph Leff

Wolf Whistle
What a fox referee uses

Wolfsbane
An inteeligent woman at a singles bar. – Joseph Leff