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TEACHER: Why is the room buzzing?
PUPIL: We're getting ready for the spelling bee.
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TEACHER: Can you spell atrociously?
PUPIL: Sure, and I have the F to prove it.
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Can you tell me one word that contains all six vowels?
Unquestionably.
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Why did the A, E, O and U get in trouble?
For using vowel (foul) language.
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What do you call two graphs?
A paragraph.
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Why didn't the English student want to write poetry?
She heard that rhyme didn't pay.
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What happened when the English class started writing poetry?
Things went from bad to verse.
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What is the most mathematical part of speech?
The add verb.
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How often do English teachers talk about grammar?
Noun then.
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What part of English are boxers best at?
Punch-uation.
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