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THE TEST PRAYER
Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray to pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
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TEACHER: You got a perfect zero on your exam. How do you do it?
PUPIL: It was luck. I guessed at some of the answers. |
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TEACHER: What was the pen name of Samuel Clemens?
PUPIL: Was it "Bic"? |
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TEACHER: When did Napoleon die?
PUPIL: Die? I didn't even know he was sick. |
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TEACHER: Can you tell me how long pot roast should be cooked?
PUPIL: The same as short pot roast. |
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FATHER: Aren't you first in anything at school?
SON: Sure, Dad. I'm first out when the bell rings!
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MOTHER: Why have your grades been so low since the holidays?
SON: Well, Mother, you know how everything gets marked down after Christmas.
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TEACHER: Do you know why you have such poor grades?
PUPIL: I can't think.
TEACHER: Exactly!
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Did you hear about the little kid who copied from his friend's arithmetic
test paper by using a mirror? He got all his answers backwards.
His friend got a grade of 93 and he got 39.
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SECOND GRADER: I really liked being in your class, Miss Jones. I'm sorry
you're not smart enough to teach us next year.
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