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Mother: How was your first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept
spoiling all our fun !
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I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not ?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions !
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened," he told his mother, "except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat, so I
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What are you going to be when you get out of school ?
An old man !
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What did you learn in school today ?
Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow !
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Mother: What did you learn in school today?
Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know. They haven't taught us how to read yet!
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother's
day ?
Pupil: The school bus !
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back ?
A dead school bus !
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How do bees get to school ?
By school buzz !
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