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My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school
that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils.
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I buy pencils with an eraser at both ends. That's so I can make sure I don't
make the same mistake twice.
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PUPIL: Teacher, I don't have a pencil.
TEACHER: How can you come to school without a pencil?
PUPIL: I took the bus.
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PUPIL: Teacher, I don't have a pencil.
TEACHER: I want you to write 100 times, "I will come to school prepared."
PUPIL: With what?
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MOTHER: Now those are the kinds of clothes I wish I could have worn when
I was in school.
DAUGHTER: They were probably in style back then.
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MOTHER: There now, young man, I think that outfit is absolutely perfect.
SON: Mom, it's the first day of school; not a Pee Wee Herman look alike contest.
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MOTHER: I want to help you pick out your new school outfits because I want
you to buy clothes that last.
SON: Mom, the clothes you pick out will last forever because I'm never going to
wear them.
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MOTHER: Now these new clothes are expensive. I don't want you coming home
from school that first week with a hole in the knee.
SON: Okay, Mom, where would you like the hole?
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I don't know how my Mom does it, but she even buys shoelaces that are out of
style.
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MOTHER: What's wrong with the new clothes I bought you? They're indestructible.
SON: So is a Sherman tank, Mom, but I wouldn't wear it to school.
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