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TEACHER: Where do we find elephants?
PUPIL: You can find them anywhere. They're very hard to hide.
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TEACHER: What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African
elephant?
PUPIL: Their zip codes.
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TEACHER: Name three animals that give milk.
PUPIL: The goat, the cow, and Mr. Miller who runs the dairy counter at the super
market.
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TEACHER: On which side of the globe is Central America?
PUPIL: On the outside.
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TEACHER: Can you tell me where the North and South Poles are?
PUPIL: Teacher, I'd have to go to the ends of the world to give you that answer.
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TEACHER: Did you know that water covers two thirds of our planet?
PUPIL: Certainly that's why the ocean is always less crowded than the beach.
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My father grounded me for flunking Geography.
How am I supposed to learn more about the world if I'm not allowed to leave my
room?
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What do Eskimos put their houses together with?
Iglue.
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Who is the coldest relative on earth?
Aunt Arctica.
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What's the coldest city in Germany?
Brrr lin (Berlin).
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