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Don’t go to school; sleep at home. |
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Cut education costs; play truant. |
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May your life be like toilet paper; long and useful. |
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There’s nothing wrong with this school that an atomic bomb wouldn’t put right. |
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Our school is so posh we don’t do vulgar fractions. |
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Education is a wonderful thing; it’s wasted on children. |
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Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to. |
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I used to be conceited; but now I’m perfect. |
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We all sprang from monkeys; but some didn’t spring far enough. |
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This school is so posh it’s an approved school. |
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Never drink water if it can rust iron; imagine what it can do to your stomach. |
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Go to school to learn the three Rs: Ravage, Riot and Revolution. |