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Where did knights learn to kill dragons ?
At knight school !
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How did Vikings communicate ?
By Norse code !
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What is a forum ?
Two-um plus two-um !
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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?
With their eyes shut !
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?
A year older on his birthday !
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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
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Why aren't you doing very well in history ?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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You've failed history again !
Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
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Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !
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