PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? |
TEACHER: Did you do your homework? PUPIL: No teacher. |
TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing. PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen! |
SON: Dad, I’m tired of doing homework. |
TEACHER: How do you like doing your homework? PUPIL: I like doing nothing better. |
Well, I figured out what I’m going to be doing in my old age – |
I have so much homework to do it doesn’t leave me any time for my studies. |
I’m so far behind in my homework that my 2nd grade teacher asked me to bring my parents to school. |
I’m going to lead a long life. |
TEACHER: That should be enough homework to keep you busy. |