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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how
many rabbits would you have?
Jackie: Nine.
Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight.
Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6,
what would you get?
The wrong answer !
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Who invented fractions?
Henry the Eighth !
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"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much
is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she
asked us again!"
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Birds on the mountain,
Fish in the sea,
How you passed math
Is a mystery to me.
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?
I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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What makes arithmetic hard work ?
All those numerals you have to carry.
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Fred: I got 100 in school today.
Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Fred: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.
Mother: Well, at least you can add !
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I got 100 in an arithmetic test and still didn't pass.
Why not, for goodness sake?
Because the answer was 200.
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Why are misers good math teachers ?
They know how to make every penny count !
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