PUPIL (at concert): What is the book the orchestra leader is looking at? |
Why did Fred bring a ladder to the assembly program? |
PUPIL (after playing the piano): I’ve never had a lesson in my life and I can prove it. |
MUSIC TEACHER: Why did you put that vegetable on the piano? |
BAND STUDENT: Our high school band played Beethoven yesterday. |
The class laughed when I sat down at the piano. |
The class laughed when I sat down at the piano with my hands tied behind my back. |
How do you clean a tuba? |
“Look at how gracefully that girl eats her corn on the cob,” said Mrs. Jones to her son, Harry, at the restaurant. |
You’re a natural musician. Your tongue is sharp and your head is flat. |