JANE: Mum, I’ve been banned from cookery lessons because I burnt something. |
What happened when Moses had a headache? |
What’s the formula for water? |
Which word of five letters has six left when you take two away? |
Why is a banana skin on a pavement like music? |
Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator? |
Did you hear about the bowl of daffodils in the maths classroom? No, what happened? |
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire? |
Why don’t elephants ride bicycles? They haven’t got thumbs to ring the bell with. |
Why did the schoolboy take a ladder to school? |