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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look pretty stupid with suitcases.
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Did you hear about the schoolboy who put on a clean pair of socks every
day?
By the end of the week he couldn't get his shoes on.
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What makes an octopus a good fighter?
He's very well armed.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
For fowl purposes.
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Why did the pretty schoolteacher marry the caretaker?
He swept her off her feet.
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What's wrapped in Clingfilm and lives in bell towers?
The Lunchpack of Notre Dame.
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What's bright blue and weighs four tonnes?
An elephant holding its breath.
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What do you get if you cross a vicar with your school uniform?
Holy clothes.
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What did the school tie say to the beret?
You go on a head while I hang around.
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Why did the caretaker give up his job?
Because he found that grime doesn't pay.
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