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What is posthumous work ?
Something written by someone after they are dead !
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Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because the people are always Russian !
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What has two humps and is found at the North Pole ?
A lost camel !
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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
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What do elves do after school ?
Gnomework !
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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get ?
Missile toe !
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What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !
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If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink ?
Cork !
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How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end ?
Because it's round !
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What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark ?
Jaws Washington !
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