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What is a volcano ?
A mountain with hiccups !
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What is the fruitiest lesson ?
History, because it's full of dates !
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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?
A dinosnore !
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How was the Roman Empire cut in half ?
With a pair of Caesars !
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How do Welsh people eat cheese ?
Caerphilly !
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Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth ?
Because it's tied !
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Who was the Black Prince ?
The son of Old King Coal !
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What has forty feet and sings ?
The school choir !
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Who was the world's greatest thief ?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
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Where do flies go in winter ?
To the glass foundry to be turned into bluebottles !
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