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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8 !
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What does "Minimum" mean ?
A very small mother !
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What does "Maximum" mean ?
A very big mother !
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What's the difference between an American student and an English student
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About 3000 miles !
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What sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
A kipper !
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What's the nearest thing to silver ?
The Lone Ranger's bottom !
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Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !
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What kind of biscuit would you find at the south pole ?
A penguin !
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What is a skeleton ?
Bones, with the person off !
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