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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school canteen ?
The food !
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The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If your a bug !
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"What's the matter with your dinner ?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later
what I've eaten !"
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Is that school food spicy ?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
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What did the computer do at lunchtime ?
Had a byte !
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
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What's a mushroom ?
The place they store the school food !
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Teacher: When do astronauts eat ?
Pupil: At launch time !
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat ?
Square meals !
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