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We had cottage pie yesterday.
The council came round and condemned it.
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The dinners at our school are so cold that even the potatoes wear their
jackets.
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Can school peas get married?
Not if they're Bachelor's.
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I think my mum wants me to leave home.
She always wraps my lunch in a road map.
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Our school dinners are so bad,
pygmies come from Africa to dip their arrows in them.
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PUPIL: I thought you said there was a choice for dinner, but there's only
sausage and mash.
DINNER LADY: That's the choice, take it or leave it.
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School dinners are very tasty
I had one last week and I can still taste it.
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TEACHER: This coffee tastes like mud.
DINNER LADY: It was only ground this morning.
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What's the best day to fry eggs?
Fry day.
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What cake wanted to rule the world.
Attila the Bun.
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