We had cottage pie yesterday. |
The dinners at our school are so cold that even the potatoes wear their jackets. |
Can school peas get married? |
I think my mum wants me to leave home. |
Our school dinners are so bad, |
PUPIL: I thought you said there was a choice for dinner, but there’s only sausage and mash. |
School dinners are very tasty |
TEACHER: This coffee tastes like mud. |
What’s the best day to fry eggs? |
What cake wanted to rule the world. |