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I asked for gravy in the school cafeteria today and they said,
"One lump or two?"
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The only good thing about the gravy in our school lunchroom
is that it hides the rest of the food.
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The gravy they serve at school is so thick,
when they try to stir it, the cafeteria spins around.
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The gravy in our school lunchroom is so thick,
you have to get a friend to help you soak your bread in it.
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The roast beef we had in the cafeteria today
was harder than the test we had in history yesterday.
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The meat was so tough at lunch today,
half the class was kept after school so we could finish chewing it.
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I've had tough slices of meat before,
but this one stood up and challenged me to a fight after school.
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The roast beef they serve in the school cafeteria is so thin and tough,
none of the kids eat it. We use it for knee patches.
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The food in our school lunchroom is so bad
that teachers hand out second helpings as punishment.
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I saw the recipe for the stew they serve in our school lunchroom.
It begins: "Take the ingredients from last week . . . "
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