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FRED: Did you see the stew they served in the cafeteria today?
HARRY: No, but I'll see it when they serve it again next week.
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Let me try to describe what the food tastes like in our school cafeteria.
Have you ever eaten any of your old clothes?
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They served chicken noodle soup in the school cafeteria today.
A kid from the third grade got the noodle.
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FRED: Do they have good food in your school cafeteria?
HARRY: Yeah, until somebody cooks it.
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TEACHER: What was the Tuesday Special in the cafeteria?
PUPIL: Meat loaf.
TEACHER: How did it taste?
PUPIL: Like it should have been the Monday Special.
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The food in our school lunchroom is so bad,
most of the kids say grace before, during, and after the meal.
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If we ever study ancient history,
the cafeteria will have the rolls to go with it.
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Every Friday in our school cafeteria,
they serve leftovers from World War II.
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The food is so bad in the school cafeteria
that flies go there to lose weight.
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FRED: How do they keep flies out of the kitchen in the school cafeteria?
HARRY: They let them taste the food.
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