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The food was bad at summer camp.
I threw my dinner in the river one night and the fish threw it back.
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Our counselors told my parents that nothing at this camp was poisonous.
That was before they tasted the food.
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The food was so bad at summer camp we used to rub it on our bodies to keep
insects away.
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Some of the kids got sick from the food at camp, but it was their own fault.
They ate it.
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Food fights were encouraged at our summer camp.
They were not only fun, but it was safer than eating the food.
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The chef at our summer camp was dangerous.
He had a black belt in cooking.
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I was sent home from summer camp because of poor eyesight.
I was the only camper who didn't see the skunk.
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During the summer I had a few unpleasant experiences with skunks.
They smell a lot like gym class.
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COUNSELOR: Does anybody here know the difference between a biscuit and a
rock?
CAMPER: I do
COUNSELOR: Good you're cooking breakfast.
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FRED: I know how to tell directions by using the stars.
HARRY: So do I. If you're getting closer to them you're going up.
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