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Dalek
TRAINING UNIT Assembly Lab 1 8b
Name of Pupil: DALEK No ACK 231 Q89765449Z
Age: 6 minutes
This is to certify that ACK 231 Q89765449Z (hereinafter referred to as 'ACK')
has completed a course of extermination training and achieved a satisfactory standard.
Assessments obtained In individual elements of the course were as follows:
MOVEMENT: Generally smooth, but suffered from the odd squeak. Could have sent
ACK back, but instead sent ACK to the Quack. Problem resolved by a dose of caster
oil. Congratulated doctor who said, 'Where there's a wheel, there's a way.'
HERD ROTATION: Excellent. ACK has the knack.
RECOGNISING THE ENEMY: Problems at first, with two fellow Daleks, ZAK and MAC,
mistakenly subjected to an ACK attack. Difficulty overcome by scientific means.
Gave ACK a whack on the back. ACK can now spot humanoids, particularly humanoids
daft enough to wear bright clothes and long multi-coloured scarves, without any
need to ask `Who?'
TAKING ORDERS* 3: Very good. Responds immediately and without question; Le.
no ACK yak back.
SPEECH: Spoke first word after 2.41 seconds. It was, of course, 'Exterminate!'
Anything else and it would have been the sack for ACK
EXTERMINATION: Able to exterminate the enemy from behind, from the side and
from the front. A good all rounder, in other words. Did very well in all gun techniques;
laser gun, stun gun, bubble gun (good for stick ups) but especially ack ack gun.
ACK 231 0 89765449Z shows great promise. With normal progress ACK should reach
the level expected of a TV performer within 40 million years.
Dalek RR 00000000002 R
Senior Destructor Instructor
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