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My teacher says I might as well stay home from school.
It's the first thing we've agreed on all year.
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I flunked every subject I took. I may not be smart,
but I'm really consistent.
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My fifth grade teacher said that she and I have something in common
we'll both be back in the fifth grade next year.
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I got straight "F's" in the sixth grade.
That's not good, but it's a slight improvement over what I did in the sixth grade
last year.
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I was thrilled because I got my first `A" in school yesterday.
Then I found out it meant 'Absent."
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My grades in school are so low
I consider "A" a foreign language.
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SON: Dad, that teacher flunked me because he doesn't like me. I can read
him like an open book.
FATHER: Judging from these grades, I don't think you know what an open book looks
like.
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The only way I can ever get an `A"
is to go on "Wheel of Fortune" and buy one.
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This one teacher is so tough with grades, I brought my parents to school
to talk to her about it.
She flunked them.
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PUPIL: Teacher, I was not feeling well the day I took this test.
TEACHER: I can believe that. Some of the answers you gave made me a little
sick, too.
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