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What part of your body has the best sense of humor?
Your funny bone.
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What part of your body is the noisiest?
Your ear drum.
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What's the noisiest part of your hand?
Your ring finger.
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What part of your mouth has the best vision?
Your eye teeth.
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What can you hold but never touch?
Your temper.
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Why is blood so boring?
It always runs on in the same vein.
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How does Dracula get blood from a meteorologist?
From the weather vein (vane).
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How did the meteorologist feel about clouds?
Pretty cirrus (serious).
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What did the weatherman get when he stepped outside into the storm?
A cold front.
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Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?
He was predicting showers.
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