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What do clouds wear in their hair?
Rainbows.
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What does the universe have in common with a candy store?
A Milky Way.
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What is the happiest thing in the sky?
The sun. It's always beaming.
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What would you call it if the sun never set from January to December?
A light year.
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What happened when the light broke the law?
It went to prism.
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What scientific instrument do you use to serve very tiny portions of ice
cream?
The micro scoop.
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TEACHER: Why did you fall off your chair?
PUPIL: I was just demonstrating the law of gravity.
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What petroleum doesn't have any manners?
Crude oil.
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Why did the boy have a hat on his leg?
It was a knee cap.
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What game do astronauts like to play?
Moon poly.
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