When I die, I’m going to leave my brain to science. |
TEACHER: Why did the germ cross the microscope? |
TEACHER: Who can give me a definition of claustrophobia? |
TEACHER: Can you tell me what death is? |
TEACHER: What is stucco? |
TEACHER: How can you tell the difference between a boy moose and a girl moose? PUPIIL: Bhis moose-tache? |
PUPIL: If a person’s brain stops working, does he die? |
TEACHER: Name a conductor of electricity. |
TEACHER: How did Edison’s invention of electricity affect society? |
What is the difference between ammonia and pneumonia? |