The sports teacher was giving the class their very first cricket lesson. `Now, who can tell me how to hold a bat?’ he asked. |
Did you hear about the football team that was so bad the crowd changes were announced to the team? |
Why did the American football coach go to the bank? |
If it takes a football team forty five minutes to eat a ham, how long will it take three football teams to eat half a ham? |
TEACHER: Why are you late? |
Our school team has got two Chinese footballers. |
TEACHER: Now we’re all going to play squash. Which side would you like to be on? |
He drives us up the wall, |