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My teacher told me to exercise with dumbbells.
Will you join me in the gym?
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TEACHER: Why are you taking your math book to the gym?
PUPIL: I have to reduce some fractions.
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TEACHER: It is well known that exercise kills germs.
PUPIL: But how do you get the germs to exercise?
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"What kind of marks did you get in physical education?"
"I didn't get any marks only a few bruises."
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"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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What athlete is never promoted?
The left back.
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What three R's do cheerleaders learn at school?
"Rah, rah, rah!"
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Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was first in the human race.
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What subjects do runners like best?
Jog raphy (geography).
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What famous runner had the most peculiar trainer?
Cinderella she had a pumpkin for a coach.
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