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Why did the athlete lose the decathlon?
He had a slipped discus
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Why were all the hurdle events cancelled?
It wasn't a leap year.
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What's the world's longest punctuation mark?
The fifty yard dash.
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What is the noisiest sport?
Racquetball.
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What would you get if you crossed a bowling alley with a knitting school?
Pins and needles.
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What's the best animal to take along when you go swimming?
The gi raft (giraffe)
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What is an athlete's favorite candy?
Tourna mints.
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What bird is the best weightlifter?
The crane.
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Why was the kangaroo invited to join the basketball team?
He was good at jump shots.
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Why did the basketball player bring a glass of water to gym class?
So he could learn how to dribble.
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