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Why did the athlete lose the decathlon?
He had a slipped discus

Why were all the hurdle events cancelled?
It wasn’t a leap year.

What’s the world’s longest punctuation mark?
The fifty yard dash.

What is the noisiest sport?
Racquetball.

What would you get if you crossed a bowling alley with a knitting school?
Pins and needles.

What’s the best animal to take along when you go swimming? The gi raft (giraffe)

What is an athlete’s favorite candy? Tourna mints.

What bird is the best weightlifter?
The crane.

Why was the kangaroo invited to join the basketball team?
He was good at jump shots.

Why did the basketball player bring a glass of water to gym class?
So he could learn how to dribble.