TEACHER: Now, if I gave you three rabbits, then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many would you have? |
TEACHER: Why are you late? |
TEACHER: Why are you late? |
PUPIL: I’m sorry I’m late, sir. I was having a dream about football. |
TEACHER: You’re late again! |
TEACHER (to noisy class): Every time I open my mouth, some fool speaks. |
Teacher, teacher, why do you call me `Pilgrim’? |
TEACHER: Today I’m going to instruct you on Mount Everest. |
TEACHER: Fiona, give me a sentence containing the word `gruesome’. |