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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights and crosses !
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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What was Camelot ?
A place where people parked their camels !
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What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight life !
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Why did the tyrannosaurus wear a Band Aid?
He had a dino sore. |
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When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in peace !
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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
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What English King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the grate !
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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
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Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8th !
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