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My teacher says our schoolbooks are a magic carpet that will take us all
over the world.
I took mine to the garage and had them fitted with seat belts.
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All of my schoolbooks have pictures in them,
even if I have to draw them myself.
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My teacher caught me drawing in my American Revolution textbook.
She said, "What do you think you're doing?"
I said, "Making my mark in history."
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One of my teachers said that I should hand in my books at the end of the
year better than when I got them.
What does he want me to do, add pages?
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My teacher told us that books are man's best friend,
so my dog bit him.
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My teacher says we should treat our schoolbooks just like we treat one another.
So after school, I picked a fight with my History book.
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MOTHER: How come you never bring any books home?
SON: Mom, they're schoolbooks, not home books.
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SON: Dad, my teacher says I should have an encyclopedia.
FATHER: Nonsense, you'll walk to school the same as I did.
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The only thing I hate worse than carrying a lot of schoolbooks home
is having to open them once I get there.
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If the Good Lord wanted us to bring schoolbooks home from school,
He would have put wheels on them.
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