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What school do door to door salesmen go to?
The school of hard knocks.
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What school do comedians go to?
The school of hard knock knock jokes.
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What school do peeping toms go to?
Peking U.
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What school do sleepyheads go to?
A NAP pollis.
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What school is especially for soldiers with a bad sense of direction?
East Point.
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What school is named after a cattle car?
Ox Ford.
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What school do bunny rabbits go to?
Johns HOP kips.
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What do they do there?
Play EASTER BASKET ball.
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TEACHER: On the test you said there were 51 states in the United States
of America.
PUPIL: That's because when I was taking the test, I was in the state of confusion.
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TEACHER: Go to the world globe and show me where you live.
PUPIL: I can't, Teacher. This globe doesn't have a basement.
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