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If you eat two thirds of a pie, what do you have left?
An angry mother.
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How did the math teacher paint a picture?
By the numbers.
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What did the math classroom have instead of desks?
Times tables.
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Why did the multiplication table get in trouble with the girls?
He was a two timer.
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What did the math teacher order for dinner?
Cubed steak.
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What did the math teacher order for dessert?
Pi.
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How does a mathematician plow his fields?
With a protractor.
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How do you plow underground fields?
With a subtractor.
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What do you call it when geometry teachers use bad language?
Sphering (swearing).
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What do geometry teachers have on their floors?
Area rugs.
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