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Why did the music students get into trouble?
They were passing notes.
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Why did the fish make such a good musician?
He knew his scales.
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What do musicians have on their beds?
Sheet music.
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Why did the boy put his records in the trash compactor?
He wanted to make compact discs.
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What do you call a short drummer with good rhythm?
A metro gnome.
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How do you repair an orchestra?
With a Band Aid.
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What instruments do trees play?
Woodwinds.
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What do you call it when a violin player runs away?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Why couldn't the singer get in the house?
She had the wrong key.
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Where did the composer write music?
In a notebook.
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