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What is the first thing a little snake learns in school?
Hiss tory.

What is the first thing a little gorilla learns in school?
The Ape B C’s.

What do little astronauts get when they do their homework?
Gold stars.

Why did the little vampires stay up all night?
They were studying for a blood test.

TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family.
PUPIL: Mother, father, sister and brother.

TEACHER: Name six wild animals.
PUPIL: Two lions and four tigers.

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, teacher. I’m eight today.

Where do monsters study?
In ghoul school.

Who sits in front of the class in ghoul school?
The creature teacher.

TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
PUPIL: Me!