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Why did the dog run out on the baseball field?
It was time for the seventh inning fetch (stretch).
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Why did the wrestler always carry a key?
To get out of hammerlocks.
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Why was the spider one of the most valuable members of the ball team?
It was good at catching flies.
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How does a trombone reach second base?
Slide.
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What do catchers eat dinner from?
Home plate.
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How do professional football players eat chili?
Out of souper bowls.
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Who is the handsomest school athlete?
The sprinter, because he's always dashing.
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What is the worst part of the year for mountain climbing?
The fall.
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How did Pinocchio win all the races?
By a nose.
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What did the ski instructor say as he heard the weather report?
"Snow news is good news."
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