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What kind of biscuit flies?
A plain biscuit.
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Why did the strawberries cry?
Because they were in a jam.
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What do you do with a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
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Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?
Hhe wanted to grow mashed potatoes!
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What's served in glasses and is difficult to swallow?
A stiff drink!
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Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the jam roll.
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PUPIL: My plate's wet!
DINNER LADY: Don't be silly, that's the soup!
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What sits in custard looking cross?
Apple grumble.
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We had mashed potatoes and gravy in the school cafeteria today,
and no one could tell them apart.
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The food in our school cafeteria is so bad,
they sell gravy by the slice.
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