What kind of biscuit flies? |
Why did the strawberries cry? |
What do you do with a blue banana? |
Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller? |
What’s served in glasses and is difficult to swallow? |
Why did the apple turnover? |
PUPIL: My plate’s wet! |
What sits in custard looking cross? |
We had mashed potatoes and gravy in the school cafeteria today, |
The food in our school cafeteria is so bad, |