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We had a food fight in the school cafeteria today.
The food won.
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Our school cafeteria discourages food fights. The food they serve there
is dangerous enough without throwing it.
Someone might accidentally swallow the food.
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The food in our school cafeteria is so bad,
last night they caught a mouse trying to phone out for a pizza.
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Another cook at our school cafeteria tried to write a cookbook,
but it came out of the typewriter burnt.
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Kids in our school love to start food fights.
Anything is better than eating the cafeteria food.
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TEACHER: You children should be ashamed of having a food fight in the cafeteria.
Do you have any idea what goes into preparing your food?
PUPIL: No, teacher. That's why we started throwing it instead of eating it.
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TEACHER: When I asked who was involved in the food fight, why didn't you
raise your hand?
PUPIL: I couldn't hear you, teacher. I had mashed potatoes in my ear.
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TEACHER: What started that food fight in the cafeteria?
PUPIL: It started with the salad, then the meat loaf, and it ended with the dessert.
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TEACHER: I can't understand why anyone would want to throw their food around
the cafeteria.
PUPIL: Have you tasted the food?
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