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It's not going to school that bothers me so much;
it's the principal of the thing.
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Teachers act like they know all the answers.
Why shouldn't they? They're the ones that make up all the questions.
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TEACHER: I'm surprised. You should know the answer to that question.
PUPIL: Well, maybe I will when I get to be your age.
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If teachers are so smart,
how come their book is the only one with the answers in it?
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I have one teacher who is so forgetful he gave the same test three weeks
in a row
If he does that two more times, I may pass it.
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One of our teachers is a real grouch.
He seems to hate school more than we do.
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One of our teachers used to be a Drill Instructor in the Marines,
but they had to let him go. He was too tough on the guys.
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We have one teacher who is so tough,
when he calls the roll even kids who are present pretend they're absent.
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None of the students likes this one teacher.
Last year the kids brought him 37 apples. Only two of them weren't ticking.
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I had one teacher who was so absent minded, once she even forgot to give
us grades.
It was the highest mark I ever got in that class.
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