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Yacht
Rambled on. – Joseph Leff
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Yachting Discussion
Sails talk. – Joseph Leff
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Yankee Clipper
A northern U.S. barber. – Joseph Leff
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Yankee
A person who’s been jerked around. – Joseph Leff
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Yankee Doodle
American Cartoonist
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Yap
Pay back. – Joseph Leff
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Yardstick
Something that has three feet but can’t walk.
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Yaw
(1) Isn’t mine, in Brooklyn.
(2) Way back. – Joseph Leff
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Yawl Yell
Ahoy! – Joseph Leff
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Yawn
(1) An honest opinion openly expressed.
(2) Things are always dullest before the yawn
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Year
(1) Are you listening, as in ‘D year what I said just now ?’
(2) Once around. – Joseph Leff
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Yearly
Yer premature. – Joseph Leff
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Yeast
The smallest amount possible. – Joseph Leff
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Yell
Archaic for “you will.” – Joseph Leff
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Yellow Lines
What you get if you misbehave at traffic warden school
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Yellow
(1) What you do when you stub you toe
(2) To whisper loudly. – Joseph Leff
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Yelping
To shout half the name of a table tennis game. – Joseph Leff
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Yesmen
Work with the chap nobody noes. – Joseph Leff
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Yesterday
The opposite of “no, tomorrow.” – Joseph Leff
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Yews
(1) To put into service.
(2) In Brooklyn, the plural of “you.” – Joseph Leff
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Yodel
Shouted to get Dell’s attention. – Joseph Leff
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Yogurt
An attempt to get Gertrude’s attention. – Joseph Leff
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Yokel
The center of a small egg. – Joseph Leff
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Yolks
Jokes told by chickens
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You and Others
Pronouns. – Joseph Leff
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You Are
The spelling of an ancient city in Sumer. – Joseph Leff
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You Essay
The abbrev. for the United States of America. – Joseph Leff
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You See
An editor’s abbrev. for Upper Case. – Joseph Leff
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You-all
Female lambs only. – Joseph Leff
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Young Man
A non-Freudian psychiatrist. – Joseph Leff
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You’re the Apple of My Eye
Adam’s pickup line. – Joseph Leff
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Youth Clubs
Cavemen’s first weapons
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Youth
Wasted on the young. – Joseph Leff
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Yule Log
How a naval officer tells his aide to journal events. – Joseph Leff
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Yule
Opposite of “you won’t.” – Joseph Leff
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YY
(1) Overly smart or clever, (too wise!)
(2) YYUR, YYUB, ICUR, YY4me.
Too wise you are, two wise you be, I see you are too wise for me! – Joseph Leff
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