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Oaken:
A shout to get Kenneth's attention. - Joseph Leff
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Oars:
Not yoars. - Joseph Leff
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Obesity
(1) Surplus gone to waist
(2) An neat idea.
(3) Weight around.
(4) The penalty for exceeding the feed limit. - Joseph
Leff
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Obituary:
A grief resume. - Joseph Leff
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Oblique
Time to call in the plumber
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Oboe
A tramp
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Oboist:
A believer in tramps. - Joseph Leff
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Observant Egotist:
Someone who has an eye for an I. - Joseph Leff
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Occult:
An obscure sect. - Joseph Leff
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Octopus
A cat with eight feet
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Ode:
Was in debt. - Joseph Leff
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Odin
Noisy God
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Odious
Poetry that stinks
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Off Cut
Bad hairdo
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Offal:
Just terrible. - Joseph Leff
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Offbeat:
A retired copper. - Joseph Leff
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Office:
A retired hockey player. - Joseph Leff
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Offshore:
Definitely powered down. - Joseph Leff
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Off-the-Wall:
An echo. - Joseph Leff
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Often Used For Checks:
A queen. - Joseph Leff
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Oil For Ice Skates:
Axel grease. - Joseph Leff
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Oilcan:
What can loosen the Tin Man's knee. - Joseph Leff
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Oiler:
A crude form of transport. - Joseph Leff
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Oily:
The opposite of tardy, in Brooklyn. - Joseph Leff
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Old Comedians
Old comedians never die - they just gag a lot.
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Old Crony:
The leg-joint of an aged bird. - Joseph Leff
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Old Hot Rod
A shot rod.
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Old Nick:
An unhealed shaving cut. - Joseph Leff
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Old-timer
(1) A grandfather clock
(2) A sundial. - Joseph Leff
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