Dab Hand
Someone who is very good at finger painting
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Dachshund
Half a dog high by a dog and a half long
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Dad Watching Son Mow the Lawn:
He’s on chore patrol. – Joseph Leff
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Daft
Covered in daffodils
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Daily Double:
A clone-a-day. – Joseph Leff
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Daily Grind:
Coffee. – Joseph Leff
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Damages:
Happens to a reservoir over time. – Joseph Leff
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Dandelion:
Daniel, king of the jungle. – Joseph Leff
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Dandruff
(1) Chips off the old block.
(2) Mrs Druff’s husband
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Dare:
Not here. – Joseph Leff
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Daredevil:
Hey, Satan, nya nya nya. – Joseph Leff
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Daring:
On da fiancee’s finger. – Joseph Leff
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Dark Ages
(1) A time when there were lots of knights
(2) From 2000 hours to 0530 hours daily. – Joseph Leff
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Darken:
Whar Kenneth? – Joseph Leff
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Darn It!:
Sew what? – Joseph Leff
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Dashed:
Where da tools are. – Joseph Leff
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Data
What a baby computer calls its father.
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Datum
What young men like to do with pretty young women. – Joseph Leff
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Day of Music:
Doris. – Joseph Leff
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Day of Rest:
24 hours of pulling and twisting. – Joseph Leff
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Daylight on a Russian Plain:
Steppe sun. – Joseph Leff
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Dead Giveaway
A cancelled quiz show.
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Dead in Bangkok:
Thai-died. – Joseph Leff
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Dead Ringer
(1) A corpse leaning against a doorbell.
(2) A deceased Avon lady.
(3) A broken alarm clock.
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Dead Tired:
(1) An overworked mortician.
(2) A hearse’s wheels. – Joseph Leff
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Deadline
Fence around a graveyard
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Deadpan:
A deceased Greek god. – Joseph Leff
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Death Rate:
A mortician’s fees. – Joseph Leff
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Death:
You can live without it. – Joseph Leff
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Debase:
Add acid. – Joseph Leff
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Debate
What lures the fish.
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