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Dogwood
A tree distinguished by its bark. |
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Doldrums
Percussion instruments played by girls |
Dollhouse:
A sorority dormitory. - Joseph Leff |
Doltish Pharmacist:
Pill-age idiot. - Joseph Leff |
Donate a Pier:
Give berth. - Joseph Leff |
Donation:
(1) A country that lacks re, mi, fa, etc.
(2) A country of female deer.
(3) A country full of batter. - Joseph Leff |
Donkey:
Opens the Godfather's door. - Joseph Leff |
Don't Drink and Drive:
Stay sober on the golf course. - Joseph Leff |
Don't Work Up a Sweat:
I'd lather not. - Joseph Leff |
Doorbell:
A female doorman. - Joseph Leff |
Doting Parents:
Son worshippers. - Joseph Leff |
Dots:
I-lids. - Joseph Leff |
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Double Crosser
(1) Someone with a great sense of two-timing.
(2) An echo.
(3) No, no. - Joseph Leff |
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Double Take
What a pair of shoplifters make off with. |
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Double-decker Bed
A lot of bunk. |
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Double-header
A two-headed monster. |
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Double-talk
A schizophrenic parrot. |
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Down for the Count
(1) A nobleman's comforter.
(2) Goosefeathers for Dracula. - Joseph Leff |
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Down in the Mouth
What you get if you bite a live duck. |
Downtown Real Estate:
A lot to be desired. - Joseph Leff |
Doze:
Not deeze. - Joseph Leff |
Dozen:
Nappin'. - Joseph Leff |
Dracula's Serf:
A blood vassal. - Joseph Leff |
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Dragon Milk
Milk from a short legged cow |
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Drawing Room
Where a dentist works |
