Vaccination
A country where everyone has had a job
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Vacuum
No matter. – Joseph Leff
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Vagaband
What you tie up a tramp with
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Vain Voyage
An ego trip. – Joseph Leff
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Valid
Valerie’s psyche. – Joseph Leff
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Vamoose
Run away from a ghostly elk
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Vampire Bat
What vampires play cricket with
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Vampire’s victim
Count on him. – Joseph Leff
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Van Gogh
The big vehicle is in motion. – Joseph Leff
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Vancouver
Garage
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Vanishing cream
What the invisible man puts in his coffee.
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Vanishing Point
A heavily-used pencil. – Joseph Leff
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Vassal Salutes His Lord
A feudal gesture. – Joseph Leff
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Vast
Not slow. – Joseph Leff
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Vault
(1) Vas Mr. Disney’s first name.
(2) Error. – Joseph Leff
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Vegetable
Where, broccoli, carrots and onions eat. – Joseph Leff
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Vending Machine
Where amercian football players can get a quarter back. – Joseph Leff
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Venetian Blinds
Helped by some Italian charities. – Joseph Leff
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Verbatim
An action word in that bloke’s direction. – Joseph Leff
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Vernal
Introducing Vernon to Alvin. – Joseph Leff
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Verse
Not as good as. – Joseph Leff
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Versus
Components of a song. – Joseph Leff
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Vertigo
In which direction did he head? Example – He was just here, vertigo
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Vertigo
What an angry person might tell you. – Joseph Leff
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Vestry
The room where you keep your vests
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Veterinary
Pertaining to former members of the armed forces. – Joseph Leff
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Veto
An interesting anagram of VOTE. – Joseph Leff
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Vicious circle
A round geometric figure with a nasty temper.
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Victor Hugo
Hey, Vic,it’s your turn. – Joseph Leff
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Victoria Cross
Boy, is she angry! – Joseph Leff
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Victoria Falls
It happens when she slips. – Joseph Leff
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Vie
Vie not. – Joseph Leff
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Vienna Sausage
The best of the wurst. – Joseph Leff
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View
Not many. – Joseph Leff
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Viewpoints
Observe scores. – Joseph Leff
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Vigilant
A watchful bug. – Joseph Leff
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Vigilante
Closely watch the poker pot. – Joseph Leff
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Viking Attack
A plunder storm. – Joseph Leff
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Villager With the Biggest Nose
The community scenter. – Joseph Leff
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Vine
A weak plant, since it can’t even support itself.
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