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Scale:
Using it three times daily is weigh too much. - Joseph
Leff
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Scales
The part of a fish that weighs the most
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Scandal :
Done to Albert before security let him board the aeroplane. - Joseph
Leff
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Scarce:
Frightens. - Joseph Leff
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Scarcity:
A blemished urban area. - Joseph Leff
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Scarecrow:
To frighten Russell. - Joseph Leff
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Scarlet Fever:
Excitement over small blemishes. - Joseph Leff
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Scenery:
A collection of past observations. - Joseph Leff
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Scenic:
Why kids stay awake late on December 24. - Joseph Leff
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Schematic:
An automatic ski-teaching machine. - Joseph Leff
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School Board
The principal's paddle.
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School in Marseilles:
Ecole. - Joseph Leff
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School Principal:
Obey the teacher. - Joseph Leff
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School Spirit
Ghost that haunts a school.
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School:
Hey, Dude, isn't that neat? - Joseph Leff
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Schoolmates:
Two fishes in love. - Joseph Leff
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Scold:
Opposite of swarm. - Joseph Leff
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Scorekeeper
A music librarian.
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Scotch Egg
What you get from chickens fed on whisky
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Scotland Yard
(1) Two feet eleven inches.
(2) 36 inches in Edinburgh.
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Scotland:
Telling the pilot, Scott, to bring the plane down safely. - Joseph
Leff
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Scout Out:
The spy isn't here. - Joseph Leff
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Scrapbook
(1) A boxer's diary
(2) A recycling ledger. - Joseph Leff
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Scratch Paper
Paper that makes you feel itchy.
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Scratch:
Just grate. - Joseph Leff
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Screen Door
What kids get a big bang out of.
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Screen Test
Something that insects are always trying to pass.
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