Laudatory:
What George Washington said upon discovering a British spy. - Joseph Leff |
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Laughing Stock
(1) Funny Oxo cube
(2) Cattle with a sense of humor. |
Laughter:
The best medicine, after chicken soup. - Joseph Leff |
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Launch Pad
Throw notebook at someone |
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Launch
The meal most favored by astronauts, |
Laundress:
Garb for an outdoor party. - Joseph Leff |
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Laundry
A place where clothes are mangled |
Laurel:
A shrub that is not Hardy. - Joseph Leff |
Lavatory:
Wash a British politician. - Joseph Leff |
Law of Relativity:
Siblings can't marry each other. - Joseph Leff |
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Lawsuit
Uniform worn by a police officer. |
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Lawyer
(1) Someone who prepares a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief.
(2) Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal. |
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Layer Cake
A sweet food preferred by chickens. |
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Lazy Bones
(1) A skeleton that doesn't like to work.
(2) Idle skeleton
(3) Idle worshipper. |
Lead Poisoning:
Directed the use of harmful chemicals. - Joseph Leff |
Lead the Way:
First person on the scale. - Joseph Leff |
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Leap Year
The best time for a kangaroo. |
Leapfrog:
Telling Kermit to jump. - Joseph Leff |
